BACK FOOT OPEN
RUB RUB 7 DAYS
it’s 2014 why do printers still sound like you’re sacrificing your first born child to the aztec gods
Yesterday I my mom an I were walking and I saw her turn her head a little so my gaze followed and there was this GORGEOUS girl passing on a bicycle. So I say, “wow, she’s really pretty” and my mom just kind of breathes “yeah…”. And that’s the story of how great taste in girls is genetic.
mom. dad. im getting The Surgery to get 8 robotic spider legs grafted on to me so i can finally defy god like ive always wanted to. ill never need to go to church or confess my sins again
And that’s why they’re friends.